We’re here today to advertise…the amazing knife-fork-spoon, all in one!

Have you ever been confused at whether to eat stew with a spoon or a fork? Have you even been annoyed at having to have both of your hands full when you have to cut meat? Have you ever needed to cut fruit in your fruit salad and then take out a spoon too to eat it? No? Too bad, buy our great knife-fork-spoon nonetheless, because it will eventually happen!

Our knife-fork-spoon is made out of the best materials — real wood [we care for the environment! It’s totally not because wood’s cheaper than plastic!] — and it’s already becoming a new trend. We also recommend you to pay a monthly prescription to become a premium client: premium clients may ask for their knife-fork-spoon to be made out of real metal, and who offers that anymore apart from our great company? And, for premium clients the advantages aren’t even over yet! They may have their knife-fork-spoons made bigger, because, hey, who doesn’t want a trident with which to scare peasants into submission with, and also a canoe paddle on the same object?
So, become a premium client right away and ask for your trident-canoe paddle, you’ll look almost as cool as Poseidon with it.

Contact us at our number 8357-COMPANY to buy our products right away, we don’t want to wait to get 💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶!